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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

I don't think it's in the endgame, either.

[ but he still thinks john should switch to a music major, apparently. ]

Which I guess is why I keep bringing this up. ...I'll stop if you want.

[windeity]

No, it's okay. [Spoken a little too fast like he's worried Dave will completely stop talking.] I get why you keep bringing it up and...I know you have a point. But let me think about it for a while. Okay?

[parodeity]

[ LIKE, FAIR, ]

Sure. I just...want you to be happy. [ that sounds stupid. he's glad he stole john's glasses so john can't see the realization in dave's face that he sounds stupid. :/ ]

[windeity]

[Dave what the hell.]

Do you think I'm unhappy? [It's a curious question.]

[parodeity]

No. [ there's something in how he says that which implies he's worried about something but john isn't going to get that memo until next week, maybe. ] But I think...possibly, given our lives to date and where they might go, it may be a good idea to...avoid regrets?

[ stop taking bio courses @ john ]

[windeity]

[WTF THOUGH :( But okay fine he's just. Rolling a little so he can look at Dave a little closer.]

And majoring in Biology would be a regret. [He's trying to sound incredulous but also. What?]

[parodeity]

[ LEAVE HIM ALONE... ]

No. Maybe not? I don't know, you'd know better. But like. Time is a finite resource, even for us. So...why are you spending it on something you barely like, is...what I was getting at. Look. I have just always thought you should retire from bio after your one success, that's all.

[windeity]

Okay well my one success was really successful, you have to admit. [Like. Otherwise they clearly wouldn't exist.]

...have you ever known me to really waste time on stuff I didn't like?

[parodeity]

I mean, I am not sure you actually enjoy science all that much.

[ ...this is too serious.

he tweaks john's nose. ]

But like you said, it is just a thing you could think about.

[windeity]

[There's a surprised noise but he bats at Dave's hand again and laughs it off.]

...give me time. I have a lot of things to think about right now.

[parodeity]

Are you gonna share what else is goin' on in that pretty little head of yours?

[ he pulls the ironically southern card because he can, and stops poking john to pet the cat instead although he

put the cat on john's chest a few tags ago so this is still stupid. ]

[windeity]

[Mewpac's living the highlife and probably so pleased both of her stupid dads are petting her, so. It also gives John something else to focus on.]

Eventually, sure. I am just...taking time. I want to understand it all myself first.

[parodeity]

Do I get dibs on hearin' it first when you do?

[ dad stuff, he thinks, maybe. or power stuff. or memory stuff. ]

[windeity]

[...well, yes. Those are always in his head and he's aware that he can tell that the breathing from the cat is out of sync with Dave's breathing and he hates that this is a thing he can tell. On the other hand...he's not sure Dave should or wants to hear everything so.]

Do you want dibs on everything? [...then again, Ayano wanted dibs on some things, too, and he has to wonder about that.]

[parodeity]

Yeah, always. Whenever you're willin' to give them to me.

[ it's an easy answer. ]

[windeity]

What about if it's stuff you might not like hearing about? Hypothetically, since I think you would be fine with everything but just in case.

[parodeity]

...Same question in reverse, dumbass. I think we have the same answer.

[windeity]

Uh. "I can handle it and I want to know everything"? Because that would be my answer.

[parodeity]

Then we're on the same page.

[windeity]

Okay. Then like I said I just need time to understand. And then I think I can tell you everything you want to know. Just not right now because I am tired of thinking.

[parodeity]

Then I would say you should finish your food and go to sleep?

[windeity]

[Shoving another fry at him.] Said I was tired of thinking, not tired. There is a difference. Also scoot over a little, I think my ass is going to fall off of the bed.

[parodeity]

You are the one who chose to lay down like half in my lap, what did you expect.

[ he'll scoot. a little. ]

Also do not get crumbs on my bed.

[windeity]

Yeah, and you let me. What does that say about you? [But he's shifting to take up the extra space and comfortably lay on Dave's bed with him while also not moving from his current spot. Can't disturb the cat.] And I'm not going to get crumbs on your bed, geez. Even if we did we have a hand-vac we can use.

[...did John buy a hand vacuum? Yes. Yes he did.]

[parodeity]

Since when??

[ WHY DOES JOHN KEEP BUYING HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES TO SPRING ON DAVE AT RANDOM ]