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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[windeity]

[At least he catches himself before he falls over the center console and he pouts in Dave's general direction.] You're the worst. [But he leans back into his seat again.] But I guess that means you have permission to do that again later.

[parodeity]

To blindfold you or to kiss you?

[windeity]

...both, technically. At the same time too.

[parodeity]

I would make comments on that but it's your birthday tomorrow so I won't. [ but he's driving. ]

[windeity]

Yeah, but you also can't just leave it at that. That's a terrible thing to do on my birthday eve.

[parodeity]

So I'm supposed to take that request where, exactly? I think it's bad boyfriend form to ask when you decided that was a thing you wanted.

[windeity]

...good point, okay. Let's ignore that request until later when we're not driving to mystery location X.

[parodeity]

Now I'm thinking about it. [ he announces, wry and resigned.

but he's driving anyway. eventually he'll park. ]

[windeity]

I'd say "think about something else" but I guess I started it. [The car parks though and he sits up in his seat. He doesn't remove the blindfold.] Are we getting out?

[parodeity]

I dunno, you gonna tell me where that came from? [ let him laugh maybe ]

[windeity]

I'm allowed to have shitty fantasies, aren't I? [That's not entirely it but whatever.]

[parodeity]

That's not an answer, babe.

[windeity]

Maybe it didn't really come from anywhere but my own head and picturing our somedays.

[parodeity]

Maybe. Where'd it come from for real?

[windeity]

It didn't. It was just a thought. Or like...what are you asking me, really?

[parodeity]

Like when did you conceptualize this was a thing you might be down for?

[windeity]

...I don't know, a month ago maybe?

[parodeity]

Like. Why? [ what happened to cause this spill ]

[windeity]

Why...did I decide I would be okay with you blindfolding and kissing me?

[parodeity]

That's the one, yeah.

[windeity]

Look, if that is weird for you then we can just kind of forget it? But I just thought of it because I am really comfortable with you.

[parodeity]

Is my interrogating you about your kinks weird for you? [ he sounds amused, anyway. ]

[windeity]

I mean maybe a little? We haven't ever really talked about that kind of stuff. [Pouting!!]

[parodeity]

Are you implying that talkin' about it in the car blindfolded pre your birthday dinner isn't ideal?

[windeity]

Dude. [He rolls his eyes.] I don't mind talking about it but yeah, ain't ideal. [And now he's mimicking Dave? Sure.]