RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

Hey. Don't mock the accent??

[windeity]

I'm not! I'm not...I think it's hot.

[parodeity]

I'm sort of tempted to ask you to tell me more, but you're probably hungry, right?

[windeity]

I could if you wanted me to...it's like. I don't mind? It's just kind of embarrassing, I guess.

[parodeity]

Well, you never answered my original question really.

[windeity]

Which was what, again?

[parodeity]

What inspired you thinkin' you'd enjoy that?

[windeity]

Thinking about making out with you mostly? Sometimes I do that.

[parodeity]

What else have you thought about?

[windeity]

Just like. General stuff. You know. Like what people do when they're dating.

[...he's 19, he's definitely thought about a world very far in the future where he's boning his boyfriend, but whatever.]

[parodeity]

[ his boyfriend is now laughing at him? helpful. ]

[windeity]

[He's attempting to push at Dave's face but he misses and sort of smacks the window instead :|] Quit laughing!

[parodeity]

No, no, I think you should tell me more about this "general datin' stuff".

[windeity]

No one needs to hear that holding your hand is a turn-on, jackass. Least of all you. [He tries again solely to pap Dave's face. This is still not entirely successful.]

[parodeity]

[ was john trying to get dave to hold his hand. that succeeded, if so.

he still sounds nothing more than warmly amused though. ]

How in the fuck?

[windeity]

[Like. Not opposed but okay, cool.]

I'm not sure if that's a real question or not, babe.

[parodeity]

It's obviously a real question. Explain, Egbert.

[windeity]

You're a wizard and you bewitched me. That's definitely the story I am sticking with here.

[parodeity]

No, I think you should expand on this. Are you turned on, John?

[windeity]

For reasons I seriously cannot explain, yeah, kind of! [Ugggh...] Does it make a difference?

[parodeity]

How long has that been a thing?

[windeity]

What, being turned on by you? Or being turned on by holding hands?

[parodeity]

I obviously want to know the answers to both those questions?

[windeity]

How is it it's almost my birthday but you're the one interrogating me?

[parodeity]

'Cause you're a sucker who's gonna answer? [ he's bluffing. ]