RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

Like when did you conceptualize this was a thing you might be down for?

[windeity]

...I don't know, a month ago maybe?

[parodeity]

Like. Why? [ what happened to cause this spill ]

[windeity]

Why...did I decide I would be okay with you blindfolding and kissing me?

[parodeity]

That's the one, yeah.

[windeity]

Look, if that is weird for you then we can just kind of forget it? But I just thought of it because I am really comfortable with you.

[parodeity]

Is my interrogating you about your kinks weird for you? [ he sounds amused, anyway. ]

[windeity]

I mean maybe a little? We haven't ever really talked about that kind of stuff. [Pouting!!]

[parodeity]

Are you implying that talkin' about it in the car blindfolded pre your birthday dinner isn't ideal?

[windeity]

Dude. [He rolls his eyes.] I don't mind talking about it but yeah, ain't ideal. [And now he's mimicking Dave? Sure.]

[parodeity]

Hey. Don't mock the accent??

[windeity]

I'm not! I'm not...I think it's hot.

[parodeity]

I'm sort of tempted to ask you to tell me more, but you're probably hungry, right?

[windeity]

I could if you wanted me to...it's like. I don't mind? It's just kind of embarrassing, I guess.

[parodeity]

Well, you never answered my original question really.

[windeity]

Which was what, again?

[parodeity]

What inspired you thinkin' you'd enjoy that?

[windeity]

Thinking about making out with you mostly? Sometimes I do that.

[parodeity]

What else have you thought about?

[windeity]

Just like. General stuff. You know. Like what people do when they're dating.

[...he's 19, he's definitely thought about a world very far in the future where he's boning his boyfriend, but whatever.]

[parodeity]

[ his boyfriend is now laughing at him? helpful. ]

[windeity]

[He's attempting to push at Dave's face but he misses and sort of smacks the window instead :|] Quit laughing!

[parodeity]

No, no, I think you should tell me more about this "general datin' stuff".

[windeity]

No one needs to hear that holding your hand is a turn-on, jackass. Least of all you. [He tries again solely to pap Dave's face. This is still not entirely successful.]

[parodeity]

[ was john trying to get dave to hold his hand. that succeeded, if so.

he still sounds nothing more than warmly amused though. ]

How in the fuck?