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JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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Uh...[Like. He already used Dr. Meowgon on Rose's cat, so there goes that.] I guess I could just call it Mac.

[Dave doesn't have to know it would be a reference to MAC from Mac and Me, actually, so.]

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john he fucking knows you and he sort of eyes john over the tops of his shades. ]

Are you trying to name my cat after that shitty robot film.

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...nooooo? [God fucking damnit.]

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Egbert. [ WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIS FUTURE CAT!

what does dave have against his future cat

why doesn't anyone reasonable ever get a cat ]

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Look, Mac is a very cute name for a cat! You have to admit it. [Save this cat.]

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Why do you even like that movie????

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Dude, have you ever even seen it? It is a classic.

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John. Dude. I'm crazy for you but I'm perfectly well aware your movie taste is sometimes hella questionable. And I've seen clips. Terrible clips.

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My tastes are probably better than Jake's were, so you have to give me some credit. [But...he leaves the Jake subject alone.] Anyway, even with my questionable taste you like me anyway so that s all I care about.

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Like...yes, but still. Do we want to inflict that legacy on a kitten?

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Depends, am I suddenly fathering this kitten, too?

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I mean, we do live together?

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Well. Movies don't exist here so I think the kitten would be safe from influence.

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You're for real chill with a kitten though?

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If you want a kitten that bad, we can have one. We just have to keep it away from the geese until it's bigger.

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I mean. Fair point. Maybe we should move the geese to a plot of land in Flavo?

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We could probably make a house for them. Do you think they'd stay though? [Are either of them eating at this point? John's had two slices but they also keep talking about animals so.]

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[ dave had one slice?? ]

We could ask Sabrina to reinforce a fence with magic?

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Ask who? [He is definitely thinking Sabrina the teenage witch and he's not sure that's correct.]

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Red headed witch who doesn't like giving out her name?

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We have one of those? If she doesn't even like giving out her name do you think she'd give out favors like that?

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We're friends. She was just all paranoid at first and she's pretty secretive?

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Is her name actually Sabrina though? I guess it doesn't matter, but now you have me curious.

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I don't think so, but I don't know her actual one. I figure if she ever wants to share she will?

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Whatever. If you want to ask for her help it wouldn't hurt. And then we won't have to worry about the kitten wandering where it shouldn't.