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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[windeity]

I do trust you. But I also do not want my glasses squished to my face. That's all.

[parodeity]

[ dave rolls his eyes and reaches out to snag john's glasses. they disappear into his sylladex and a tie emerges. it's red, obviously.

he's pretty gentle when he ties it around john's head though. ]

[windeity]

[He can deal with that. There goes his eyesight and he sees red as the tie gets wrapped around his head. He leans back into his seat then, comfortable and doing his best to pretend he's oblivious.]

It's pretty soft.

[parodeity]

[ john is presumably oblivious enough dave can kiss him by surprise. ]

[windeity]

[There's a noise that's almost like a squeak because yeah, that's a surprise, but he grins all the same.]

You know you could have just kissed me before. [He's trying to lean forward to find Dave's mouth but that's. Not really working out for him.]

[parodeity]

[ it's not especially when dave just laughs and starts the car. ] You're really kissable like that.

[windeity]

[At least he catches himself before he falls over the center console and he pouts in Dave's general direction.] You're the worst. [But he leans back into his seat again.] But I guess that means you have permission to do that again later.

[parodeity]

To blindfold you or to kiss you?

[windeity]

...both, technically. At the same time too.

[parodeity]

I would make comments on that but it's your birthday tomorrow so I won't. [ but he's driving. ]

[windeity]

Yeah, but you also can't just leave it at that. That's a terrible thing to do on my birthday eve.

[parodeity]

So I'm supposed to take that request where, exactly? I think it's bad boyfriend form to ask when you decided that was a thing you wanted.

[windeity]

...good point, okay. Let's ignore that request until later when we're not driving to mystery location X.

[parodeity]

Now I'm thinking about it. [ he announces, wry and resigned.

but he's driving anyway. eventually he'll park. ]

[windeity]

I'd say "think about something else" but I guess I started it. [The car parks though and he sits up in his seat. He doesn't remove the blindfold.] Are we getting out?

[parodeity]

I dunno, you gonna tell me where that came from? [ let him laugh maybe ]

[windeity]

I'm allowed to have shitty fantasies, aren't I? [That's not entirely it but whatever.]

[parodeity]

That's not an answer, babe.

[windeity]

Maybe it didn't really come from anywhere but my own head and picturing our somedays.

[parodeity]

Maybe. Where'd it come from for real?

[windeity]

It didn't. It was just a thought. Or like...what are you asking me, really?

[parodeity]

Like when did you conceptualize this was a thing you might be down for?

[windeity]

...I don't know, a month ago maybe?

[parodeity]

Like. Why? [ what happened to cause this spill ]

[windeity]

Why...did I decide I would be okay with you blindfolding and kissing me?