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JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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To be fair, we're also the ones who kept fire-breathing geese so maybe everybody else has a point.

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They don't burn us THAT often. [ but they burn them sometimes??? guys????? ] ...also everyone gives me weird looks when I say we kept some.

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[He lifts an eyebrow because that sounds like bullshit but okay.] I don't know why. They're pretty okay pets. Plus eggs. [They maybe figured out they needed female geese to make eggs.]

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I dunno, they're like, why don't you get chickens? Fuck you guys, there weren't any when we caught the geese? Also they've just got character. I think even geese that don't breathe fire are mean as fuck, actually. Isn't that a thing?

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I think so. It's not like I have ever dealt with geese before before we got here. [Shrug!] Anyway chickens are smaller and harder to keep track of.

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...I feel like we haven't adopted a new pet in a while and now that I noticed that I feel the intense need to do so.

[ is he a hoarder ]

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Well. A lot of the animals around here are not exactly that friendly, dude. What would you even adopt?

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Ignis and Damian might be givin' me a kitten? [ eventually their house will be a zoo. ]

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Wait what? [Like okay, but also what??] Where did they get kittens?

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I think Damian just had a cat - not the batcat? I'm not clear on this - and Ignis grabbed one from the portal thing, and they got busy. And kittens occurred. Possibly on Ignis's pillow?

[ shrug. ]

Daamian has a cow. It's named the Batcow.

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Gross. [Poor Ignis, but also that's kind of funny.] But of course it is. Why wouldn't the cow be named the Batcow? [He finishes a second slice of pizza.]

Do you really want a kitten?

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Unless you're super opposed? I just figure...

[ well. ]

Rose would like one. [ if she shows up. ]

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[...ah. He frowns in thought because right, she would.]

I'm not really opposed, no. And it wouldn't hurt to have something familiar around.

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Yeah, so for names I was thinkin' like...Macklemeow.

[ stop naming cats after rappers and cat punning them. ]

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Why Macklemeow? That sounds like a kind of fish.

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Dude. Macklemore??? Come on, why are you so behind on rappers.

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Because the only rap I listen to is whatever you send me? [He's shaking his head.] Would you really subject a kitten to being named Macklemeow?

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Maybe. Why, do you have a better idea? [ what's YOUR big cat name idea, john. ]

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Uh...[Like. He already used Dr. Meowgon on Rose's cat, so there goes that.] I guess I could just call it Mac.

[Dave doesn't have to know it would be a reference to MAC from Mac and Me, actually, so.]

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[ ...

john he fucking knows you and he sort of eyes john over the tops of his shades. ]

Are you trying to name my cat after that shitty robot film.

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...nooooo? [God fucking damnit.]

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Egbert. [ WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIS FUTURE CAT!

what does dave have against his future cat

why doesn't anyone reasonable ever get a cat ]

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Look, Mac is a very cute name for a cat! You have to admit it. [Save this cat.]

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Why do you even like that movie????

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Dude, have you ever even seen it? It is a classic.