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king of the clouds ([personal profile] windeity) wrote2017-11-08 07:49 pm

RECOLLÉ INBOX 2.0

JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."


VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION


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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops

normal font too!

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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ nice try. dave laughs, and picks up the tune without requiring either music or lyrics, singing with perfect pitch and way too much amusement. he's teasing, because john hit skip way too fast. ]

You're the sky that I fell through, and I remember the view whenever I'm holdin' you -

[ why the fuck does john listen to like, ONLY the most overblown sappy shit.

he also pinches john's cheeks. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ok, first of all, how dare john make dave's teasing backfire. second of all, why.

but he lets his hands drop, and does not reach over to his desk to retrieve his hot chocolate. instead i guess he's staring down at john as john lies leaning against dave's crossed legs and sings? he definitely has been badgering john about this since...day one.

after a few seconds of startled silence he'll join in, though, because that's what he does when john throws music his way. after a second he rearranges his hands so he is petting mewpac and she doesn't think she's being ignored, and after half a minute he's singing to the kitten because dave is a certain way and that way is dumb. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to like your voice. [ which is true? dave may be the better singer here like john's the better pianist, but he still likes john's voice? he's pathetically really pleased john actually finally sang him a damn thing? ] But I will not argue if I get to be in a select club of people who get to hear it rather than everyone, so whatever.

[ he picks the cat up to hug. WHY DOES HE LOVE THIS STUPID CAT SO MUCH. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say that. [ rude. he sets the cat down on john's chest and leans over him, pulling a face. ] At least let me live in hope that you'll sing for me again sometime. Why did you have to listen to the song a lot?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I would settle for special occasions and holidays. I didn't even get to record it? [ will he drop this topic ever PROBABLY NOT... ] ...But yeah, I remember.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't record you without your permission. [ PHOTOS ARE DIFFERENT AND HE MORE OR LESS has permission since john had never stopped him. ] Also, you might have stopped if I'd paused to do so?

[ so!!!! ]

Is that really the impressive kinda gesture? I mean, was she into musicals, then?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
So...let me record you someday, though. [ WHAT IF WE DO. ] And I guess that's a pretty fair "must do this" to date rule. I should adopt it, although mine are all way more basic. I think Rose probably has more interestin' ones, although I make it a rule never to ask. Did he at least get a date?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Like, the for real not jokin' at all list of dealbreakers and dealmakers?

[ dave hums, thinking. ]

Must get along with Rose. [ he's pathetic and his sister's opinion actually matters to him and there's pretty much no way in hell he'd ever date anyone who didn't get along with his twin. he's pretty sure that's been true for two universes. ] Pretty much the most basic requirement of all time? "Has to be family approved", basically, except, like, yeah. Kinda don't think I'd be able to seriously date someone who didn't at least have a minor appreciation for music, even if none of my other hobbies are required.

[ or, well, he could but he'd feel the lack. ]

I think, [ a little more quietly ] That I didn't have this one the last time around, but maybe - boundaries? I think that'd be...a thing. I think it might be a dealbreaker if the word "no" is not understood.

[ convincing, when he sounds uncertain, but he's well aware he hasn't actually dated anyone in any lifetime who let him have space or who listened to his complaints when they were serious. he's also aware that was not entirely on them, because dave sucks at standing his ground and he's dated loud, nosy people who assumed his jokes and mild protests weren't as serious as they only occasionally were. ]

Simple stuff, I guess. If I had to come up with somethin' dumb and dramatic or skill based, it would be something like "must have zombie apocalypse contingency plans" or whatever, and would involve quizzes on said topic to test preparedness. And that would not be remotely serious. But it's kinda fun to tease people, sometimes.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm workin' on it.

[ not...a list of romantic checklist shit in general. he means the one he was uncertain about, and saying things, maybe, although chances are this will be neither instant nor easy.

he managed to get through one conversation with john where he more or less clarified what he wanted, even if he wasn't really great at agreeing to have it at first.

that's...progress, of some variety. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You should try, too.

[ he’s still leaning over john and dave raises an eyebrow but helpfully doesn’t clarify what john should be trying. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you? Sometimes you're just as bad as me about doin' what you actually want and what makes you happy.

[ he is of course once again talking about john's major. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-15 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. So you're just as happy at a piano as you are in a bio lab.

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so i thought i sent this.

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