JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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Besides, my Fridays are pretty open anyway.
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You're the sky that I fell through, and I remember the view whenever I'm holdin' you -
[ why the fuck does john listen to like, ONLY the most overblown sappy shit.
he also pinches john's cheeks. ]
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Give him a moment to backtrack and he seems to be looking for a timestamp because the song picks up right about where Dave stopped singing. Instead, John's voice picks up the lyrics from there and he'll just. Let that play.
You know. Since Dave's bugged him about this a couple of times now. It's an old piece of work, something from before he even moved here and it's clear he's more invested in his playing than the singing given his tone is a little softer. He's not the best but he knows pitch and sound well enough that he can follow along and sound decent.]
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but he lets his hands drop, and does not reach over to his desk to retrieve his hot chocolate. instead i guess he's staring down at john as john lies leaning against dave's crossed legs and sings? he definitely has been badgering john about this since...day one.
after a few seconds of startled silence he'll join in, though, because that's what he does when john throws music his way. after a second he rearranges his hands so he is petting mewpac and she doesn't think she's being ignored, and after half a minute he's singing to the kitten because dave is a certain way and that way is dumb. ]
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Haha. So anyway.]
This is why you are doing the singing and not me. [He can play it off.] Also shut up.
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[ he picks the cat up to hug. WHY DOES HE LOVE THIS STUPID CAT SO MUCH. ]
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Considering that will never happen again, yes, you can be part of a select group. But I had to listen to the song a lot so I have the whole thing memorized.
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Be faster next time. Anyway, a friend of mine wanted to impress this girl by trying out for a musical so he had me arrange and play for him. For the record he sucked at it but the drama club asked me to play for the spring show.
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[ so!!!! ]
Is that really the impressive kinda gesture? I mean, was she into musicals, then?
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[There’s a curious hum. ] Given how Rose is, I do not doubt that. What’s even on your list?
[Somehow he makes this sound like he’s just asking out of curiosity.]
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[ dave hums, thinking. ]
Must get along with Rose. [ he's pathetic and his sister's opinion actually matters to him and there's pretty much no way in hell he'd ever date anyone who didn't get along with his twin. he's pretty sure that's been true for two universes. ] Pretty much the most basic requirement of all time? "Has to be family approved", basically, except, like, yeah. Kinda don't think I'd be able to seriously date someone who didn't at least have a minor appreciation for music, even if none of my other hobbies are required.
[ or, well, he could but he'd feel the lack. ]
I think, [ a little more quietly ] That I didn't have this one the last time around, but maybe - boundaries? I think that'd be...a thing. I think it might be a dealbreaker if the word "no" is not understood.
[ convincing, when he sounds uncertain, but he's well aware he hasn't actually dated anyone in any lifetime who let him have space or who listened to his complaints when they were serious. he's also aware that was not entirely on them, because dave sucks at standing his ground and he's dated loud, nosy people who assumed his jokes and mild protests weren't as serious as they only occasionally were. ]
Simple stuff, I guess. If I had to come up with somethin' dumb and dramatic or skill based, it would be something like "must have zombie apocalypse contingency plans" or whatever, and would involve quizzes on said topic to test preparedness. And that would not be remotely serious. But it's kinda fun to tease people, sometimes.
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Nothing on that list really surprises me, I think. But it is a good list to have.
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[ not...a list of romantic checklist shit in general. he means the one he was uncertain about, and saying things, maybe, although chances are this will be neither instant nor easy.
he managed to get through one conversation with john where he more or less clarified what he wanted, even if he wasn't really great at agreeing to have it at first.
that's...progress, of some variety. ]
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You still have time for stuff like that, Dave.
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[ he’s still leaning over john and dave raises an eyebrow but helpfully doesn’t clarify what john should be trying. ]
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I will. I am. I think? [He's comfortable all the same even if he looks at the cat instead now.] ...I haven't really felt like myself lately. So I am working on it.
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[ he is of course once again talking about john's major. ]
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[ #doubt ]
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so i thought i sent this.
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