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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

I told you about her before - or at least mentioned her. She was in team space jam with me, remember? She's...

[ ... ]

She understands things. [ apparently we are just not answering that question for the moment ] I gave her a mug. Etc.

[windeity]

[Hold on.]

...yeah. You did. With the potion and the cat...[He shakes his head.] Sorry, you're right. You did tell me that.

[Where the fuck is your head, Egbert?]

But that's cool. I haven't spoken to her much but she seems interesting. Plus she's sponsoring the ninja warrior thing so that's also cool.

[parodeity]

Yeah, she’s really cool. Taught me - all of us - Morse code and some Russian.

[ a guardian like her wouldn’t have been so bad?

or one like the parents he has here, who forgot him (that still hurts). ]

[windeity]

[It's really the first time he's heard Dave talk about people that would qualify as an adult, so he's curious.]

Do you see her very often?

[parodeity]

Off and on. Sometimes she texts me or me her or either of us by accident.

[ a shrug. ]

Sometimes we see one another in person during the month but nothing planned?

[windeity]

[...hm. The pizza's ignored for a bit.]

That makes sense. She seems really busy, but sounds like you like her a lot. [So maybe planning wouldn't be bad.]

[parodeity]

Yeah. [ he turns his focus back to whatever school thing he's working on - an essay, maybe? or just workbook problems - to let john eat in peace, apparently not feeling up to expanding on carmen beyond "really cool, like her a lot". ]

[windeity]

[...yeah okay. He finishes the pepperoni and boxes up the rest of the pizza to put in their mini-fridge later before he silently flicks on his own desktop and settles in to work on something, too.

He doesn't exactly know what to say given how things went earlier today. He doesn't want to ask and he doesn't want to rock the boat, so he focuses on his homework instead and leaves Dave to work in silence.]

[parodeity]

[ boxing up the pizza gets dave to glance over but he doesn't comment since he Cannot Talk about not eating for the day, and he. pretty much focuses on his schoolwork in silence? after he finishes he'll probably sit up on tumblr or editing comics or something stupid, letting john work in silence too.

they tried, maybe, ]

[windeity]

[They sure did something. He's working and typing up some notes, occasionally glancing at a separate notebook while he drafts some outlines and everything.

This probably goes on for like an hour.

Eventually though, his typing slows down.]

...I'm sorry about earlier.

[parodeity]

[ well. dave stops scrolling for a second before he continues? ]

Why? You haven't done anythin' wrong.

[windeity]

Uh huh. [He's not looking away from the screen.] Look it's fine, just...I'm sorry I made you go. That's it.

[parodeity]

I'm...sorry I'm not the right Dave.

[ like the one who would have pulled that off gracefully and helpfully. ]

You didn't make me do jack shit. I agreed. Remember?

[windeity]

Shut up, Dave. [He sounds tired and he leans on his keyboard instead.] Shut up about...being the right Dave or whatever. I can read between the lines just fine.

[parodeity]

Which lines? [ he's 100% not dropping believing he's the wrong dave when someone has actually said it to his face now but ]

[windeity]

You were uncomfortable the minute you and I walked into the restaurant, did you seriously think I wouldn't notice? I am just curious here.

[parodeity]

I don't know. I didn't think any of you would really care as long as I told you things.

[windeity]

...so what, you thought I wouldn't care that it bothered the shit out of you as long as you cooperated?

[parodeity]

Why should it? Everyone knows it's just...everyone agrees I'm bein' an idiot, and you know what, none of you are wrong. My "feelings" about it don't matter when they're wrong, I just need to acclimate. I'll write it all down for you, give you the stupid fuckin' walkthrough, and you can all discuss everything with all the facts. Cooperating without you havin' to see me be uncomfortable. Better?

[windeity]

No! You know what you're being an idiot about, actually? This! This is a stupid argument and I can't even believe that's...I told you that I was worried about this, jackass! Okay, it was a stupid idea and we'll figure it out later.

[parodeity]

It's what everyone wants! Or everyone else, if you don't. Just - everything I know, right? That's what it takes. That's what I have to do, tell me I'm wrong.

[windeity]

I'm not going to dictate what everybody else should and shouldn't know or what everybody does and doesn't want! Maybe I was wrong in how we were supposed to approach this, alright? I thought it would help but not with the way things went! [It wasn't even that things were bad, it was just jarring how huge of a rift there was. Was it like this in their universe, too?]

[parodeity]

[ actually yes but dave doesn't hear the mental question and so can't explain that the trolls were never a cohesive unit and only the betas really were, so, ]

They've told me that's what they want from me, so you don't even come into it!

[windeity]

Then why in the fuck did you agree to it this time?!

[parodeity]

Because - [ well, yes, largely because of john, but - ] - because they keep asking and I'm sick of being the wrong version of me! And I'm never gonna be the guy who gets shit right but at least everyone else can settle down and be happy if I just suck it the fuck up! It's not rocket science, John, it's simple math. I'm one person, everyne else is more than one person.