JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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...there is a song I really like that I think you could probably pick up easily? It's not one I sent you but I've been playing around with it myself.
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[ he will take a second fry? there, we're cooking with fire now??? ]
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Sure, why not? I'll even provide the vocals if you want.
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Yeah? I haven't really heard you sing much besides the once.
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[Hm.] But you'd be okay singing for the people at this thing?
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Yes. It's not a thing I mind doin', it's just not a thing I happen to do all that often. The first one's a little faster, might be more fun for a jam session.
[ also THIS ONE IS WAY MORE BLATANTLY...something. ]
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Then we can do the first one. Like I said I have been playing around with it on and off between other stuff, I could probably teach you enough to follow along with me by Friday.
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[ he snags another fry, shrugging. ]
I didn't do all that badly the one time we played together, did I?
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[...] How'd you hear about this anyway? [Again, definitely missed the post.]
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Besides, my Fridays are pretty open anyway.
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You're the sky that I fell through, and I remember the view whenever I'm holdin' you -
[ why the fuck does john listen to like, ONLY the most overblown sappy shit.
he also pinches john's cheeks. ]
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Give him a moment to backtrack and he seems to be looking for a timestamp because the song picks up right about where Dave stopped singing. Instead, John's voice picks up the lyrics from there and he'll just. Let that play.
You know. Since Dave's bugged him about this a couple of times now. It's an old piece of work, something from before he even moved here and it's clear he's more invested in his playing than the singing given his tone is a little softer. He's not the best but he knows pitch and sound well enough that he can follow along and sound decent.]
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but he lets his hands drop, and does not reach over to his desk to retrieve his hot chocolate. instead i guess he's staring down at john as john lies leaning against dave's crossed legs and sings? he definitely has been badgering john about this since...day one.
after a few seconds of startled silence he'll join in, though, because that's what he does when john throws music his way. after a second he rearranges his hands so he is petting mewpac and she doesn't think she's being ignored, and after half a minute he's singing to the kitten because dave is a certain way and that way is dumb. ]
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Haha. So anyway.]
This is why you are doing the singing and not me. [He can play it off.] Also shut up.
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[ he picks the cat up to hug. WHY DOES HE LOVE THIS STUPID CAT SO MUCH. ]
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Considering that will never happen again, yes, you can be part of a select group. But I had to listen to the song a lot so I have the whole thing memorized.
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Be faster next time. Anyway, a friend of mine wanted to impress this girl by trying out for a musical so he had me arrange and play for him. For the record he sucked at it but the drama club asked me to play for the spring show.
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[ so!!!! ]
Is that really the impressive kinda gesture? I mean, was she into musicals, then?
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so i thought i sent this.
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