JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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[ the textbook is balanced to the side so he can scan what he's doing before he starts typing. ]
Had a test tomorrow or something and had to study, so it seemed easiest to just let him go do that.
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That's nice of you. [And also stupid, but he's keeping that comment to himself. It's not hard to guess why Dave would just take everything else on on his own.] Mewpac's been fed by the way, she just finished before you got home.
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[ it's not a question simply because he doubts john will answer, somehow, but just an observation. ]
I should do timeloop feeding times.
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[Which happens when you don't go to class sometimes, but whatever.]
Would timelooping be okay for her?
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[ but okay. he mentally slots in notes to add feeding the cat to his routine. ]
I'll do that, then. Supposedly bein' regular about feeding times is good for them.
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That makes sense. Routine and stuff since they can't feed themselves. Speaking of when's the last time you ate? [That's apparently how that's going.]
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She understands things. [ apparently we are just not answering that question for the moment ] I gave her a mug. Etc.
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...yeah. You did. With the potion and the cat...[He shakes his head.] Sorry, you're right. You did tell me that.
[Where the fuck is your head, Egbert?]
But that's cool. I haven't spoken to her much but she seems interesting. Plus she's sponsoring the ninja warrior thing so that's also cool.
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[ a guardian like her wouldn’t have been so bad?
or one like the parents he has here, who forgot him (that still hurts). ]
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Do you see her very often?
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[ a shrug. ]
Sometimes we see one another in person during the month but nothing planned?
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That makes sense. She seems really busy, but sounds like you like her a lot. [So maybe planning wouldn't be bad.]
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He doesn't exactly know what to say given how things went earlier today. He doesn't want to ask and he doesn't want to rock the boat, so he focuses on his homework instead and leaves Dave to work in silence.]
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they tried, maybe, ]
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This probably goes on for like an hour.
Eventually though, his typing slows down.]
...I'm sorry about earlier.
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Why? You haven't done anythin' wrong.
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[ like the one who would have pulled that off gracefully and helpfully. ]
You didn't make me do jack shit. I agreed. Remember?
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