JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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haha.
yeah, sure.
sounds good to me.
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[ what this nets is him just picking up a small personal pizza of john's favorite and zero food for himself, since it's less about hunger and more about a stalling distraction and some sort of apology for Existing, but.
he'll head back to the dorm with it after that? ]
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Instead, Dave will find that John only appeared at the dorm not much sooner than Dave himself since he's still wearing his shoes and hoodie. He seems to be standing up at his desk and writing something down while he's thinking of it, so when Dave opens the door he turns his head and rewards him with a half-smile.]
Welcome back. [There's a tinge of disappointment he doesn't let slip through his actions or tone (since he's not stupid enough to notice Dave only brought food for him), but he's not going to talk about that either.]
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Thanks. This is fine, it's...thanks. [He's not sure how to express he doesn't exactly have an appetite but at the same time it'd be rude to ignore it...so he sits down and opens the small box.] Busy shift?
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[ the textbook is balanced to the side so he can scan what he's doing before he starts typing. ]
Had a test tomorrow or something and had to study, so it seemed easiest to just let him go do that.
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That's nice of you. [And also stupid, but he's keeping that comment to himself. It's not hard to guess why Dave would just take everything else on on his own.] Mewpac's been fed by the way, she just finished before you got home.
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[ it's not a question simply because he doubts john will answer, somehow, but just an observation. ]
I should do timeloop feeding times.
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[Which happens when you don't go to class sometimes, but whatever.]
Would timelooping be okay for her?
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[ but okay. he mentally slots in notes to add feeding the cat to his routine. ]
I'll do that, then. Supposedly bein' regular about feeding times is good for them.
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That makes sense. Routine and stuff since they can't feed themselves. Speaking of when's the last time you ate? [That's apparently how that's going.]
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[ ... ]
She understands things. [ apparently we are just not answering that question for the moment ] I gave her a mug. Etc.
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...yeah. You did. With the potion and the cat...[He shakes his head.] Sorry, you're right. You did tell me that.
[Where the fuck is your head, Egbert?]
But that's cool. I haven't spoken to her much but she seems interesting. Plus she's sponsoring the ninja warrior thing so that's also cool.
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[ a guardian like her wouldn’t have been so bad?
or one like the parents he has here, who forgot him (that still hurts). ]
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Do you see her very often?
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[ a shrug. ]
Sometimes we see one another in person during the month but nothing planned?
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That makes sense. She seems really busy, but sounds like you like her a lot. [So maybe planning wouldn't be bad.]
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He doesn't exactly know what to say given how things went earlier today. He doesn't want to ask and he doesn't want to rock the boat, so he focuses on his homework instead and leaves Dave to work in silence.]
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they tried, maybe, ]
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This probably goes on for like an hour.
Eventually though, his typing slows down.]
...I'm sorry about earlier.
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Why? You haven't done anythin' wrong.
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