RECOLLÉ INBOX 2.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

yeah ok
no going back on your word

so
to confirm
you dont have anything more to say right

[windeity]

not on this part, no.
i think we are ok.
yeah?

[parodeity]

well now im wondering if you have something to say on another part

[windeity]

can we talk about it maybe later?
like not right now?
or like.
ok.
you know how you just said there are things you maybe will want to tell me in the future but you can't right now?
like. me too.

[parodeity]

ok

hey wait
dont fucking text and drive

[windeity]

i have not actually left the parking lot, dummy.
but ok. now i am driving.
be home soon.

[parodeity]

yeah yeah
see you when you get home honey
ill be sure to hide all evidence of my partying before youre back
shoo the neighbor out the window
possibly start up a sitcome style montage as i frantically try to straighten things up
before inevitably realizing i left out some dumb as fuck obvious clue as to my ways
etc

i should stop texting if you are actually driving whoops

[windeity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc
anyway yeah. stop distracting me :P

[parodeity]

1 how fucking dare you link me aaron carter im locking the door
2 stop texting back

[windeity]

[A few minutes after that.]

joke's on you because I CAN FLY NOW.
i can fly right into the window and don't lock the window or i will be really mad i have to freeze out here.

[parodeity]

PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD
and the window is already locked what now

[windeity]

i was parked again!
also what the fuck rude.
are you seriously going to make me wait outside.
alllll alone.
in the cold and the dark.
that is just cruel, dave.

[parodeity]

youre welcome to try to make up for your aaron carter attack to win your way back into the dorm

[windeity]

[About five minutes later.]

3am.mp3

[parodeity]

ok
thats a good start

[windeity]

i told you. experimenting.
be upstairs in a second.

[parodeity]

i said a good start not a complete forgiveness

[windeity]

haha.
what would absolve me of my sins or whatever?

[He also sends a picture of what looks like a coffee cup before it's followed by a picture of the contents. It's hot chocolate probably given there are a fuckton of marshmallows in it.]

[parodeity]

did you eat something yet
also
hm
it WAS a pretty big sin

[windeity]

not yet because i bought take-out since it's pretty late.
the hot chocolate has peppermint in it?


[What are the chances he's literally just standing outside of the door texting Dave even if he could just unlock the damn door? Pretty high.]

[parodeity]

[ what are the chances the door isn't even locked? ]

idk i think you have to promise to never send me anything aaron carter ever again

[windeity]

i am pretty sure i can make that promise because i did not think this one through at all.

[Why the fuck are they like this.]

[parodeity]

nuhuh
i do realize that you didnt actually make the promise
while saying youre sure you can make it

[windeity]

i promise to never link you anything aaron carter ever again.
i will even make up for it by promising never to link anything nick carter, too.

[parodeity]

ok
i GUESS you can come in
but youre on probation