JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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no going back on your word
so
to confirm
you dont have anything more to say right
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i think we are ok.
yeah?
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like not right now?
or like.
ok.
you know how you just said there are things you maybe will want to tell me in the future but you can't right now?
like. me too.
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hey wait
dont fucking text and drive
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but ok. now i am driving.
be home soon.
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see you when you get home honey
ill be sure to hide all evidence of my partying before youre back
shoo the neighbor out the window
possibly start up a sitcome style montage as i frantically try to straighten things up
before inevitably realizing i left out some dumb as fuck obvious clue as to my ways
etc
i should stop texting if you are actually driving whoops
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anyway yeah. stop distracting me :P
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2 stop texting back
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joke's on you because I CAN FLY NOW.
i can fly right into the window and don't lock the window or i will be really mad i have to freeze out here.
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and the window is already locked what now
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also what the fuck rude.
are you seriously going to make me wait outside.
alllll alone.
in the cold and the dark.
that is just cruel, dave.
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3am.mp3
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thats a good start
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be upstairs in a second.
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what would absolve me of my sins or whatever?
[He also sends a picture of what looks like a coffee cup before it's followed by a picture of the contents. It's hot chocolate probably given there are a fuckton of marshmallows in it.]
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also
hm
it WAS a pretty big sin
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the hot chocolate has peppermint in it?
[What are the chances he's literally just standing outside of the door texting Dave even if he could just unlock the damn door? Pretty high.]
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idk i think you have to promise to never send me anything aaron carter ever again
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[Why the fuck are they like this.]
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i do realize that you didnt actually make the promise
while saying youre sure you can make it
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i will even make up for it by promising never to link anything nick carter, too.
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i GUESS you can come in
but youre on probation
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so i thought i sent this.
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