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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

no, let me live peacefully and ignorantly without these documented facts.

i care?
which is why i do not plan on doing that.

[parodeity]

im going to make a scrapbook of every stupid thing youve ever done
destroying your phone will probably be in there like ten times at least

did you figure out the 8 / 24 thing yet

[windeity]

i only destroyed it once so that will be a very short scrapbook.

and no. but i have not really thought about it much lately.

[parodeity]

no because youve done other dumb things

id bitch about how ive literally kind of talked about the scratch in a sideways way to you
but
i dont think you fucking knew what you were doing then either
so
fair enough

[windeity]

scratch restarted everything.
i got that part.

[parodeity]

it wasnt a hard reset tho
what it actually functionally did was flip exactly one parameter
its what happened to the trolls
apparently
so chronologically speaking this is like universe

uh
t1 > t2 > h1 > h2 > h3 > h4
six
apparently

hm
im gonna pretend i didnt do that fucking math

[windeity]

huh.
so what you are saying is that by doing the scratch we just did a switch.
is that when roxy and dirk and their two friends started playing the game then?
while we were on the three year journey to that universe?

[parodeity]

basically
it just flipped the player group

[windeity]

and by all of us meeting up later that created another universe too.
and then whatever.
i get it.

[parodeity]

im automatically skeptical of you using those words in regards to game mechanics

where are you

[windeity]

we can talk about game mechanics later if you want but i do not think they are that important right this moment.
i am in my car on my way home.
where are you?

[parodeity]

same place ive been the entire time

[ i.e. the dorm with the cat. ]

[windeity]

why did i even ask?
i will be there soon ok?

[parodeity]

you said you were hungry
you should eat before you get here

[windeity]

i am grabbing food on the way home, promise.

[parodeity]

yeah ok
no going back on your word

so
to confirm
you dont have anything more to say right

[windeity]

not on this part, no.
i think we are ok.
yeah?

[parodeity]

well now im wondering if you have something to say on another part

[windeity]

can we talk about it maybe later?
like not right now?
or like.
ok.
you know how you just said there are things you maybe will want to tell me in the future but you can't right now?
like. me too.

[parodeity]

ok

hey wait
dont fucking text and drive

[windeity]

i have not actually left the parking lot, dummy.
but ok. now i am driving.
be home soon.

[parodeity]

yeah yeah
see you when you get home honey
ill be sure to hide all evidence of my partying before youre back
shoo the neighbor out the window
possibly start up a sitcome style montage as i frantically try to straighten things up
before inevitably realizing i left out some dumb as fuck obvious clue as to my ways
etc

i should stop texting if you are actually driving whoops

[windeity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc
anyway yeah. stop distracting me :P

[parodeity]

1 how fucking dare you link me aaron carter im locking the door
2 stop texting back

[windeity]

[A few minutes after that.]

joke's on you because I CAN FLY NOW.
i can fly right into the window and don't lock the window or i will be really mad i have to freeze out here.