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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[windeity]

ok.
i am coming home.
you are free to join me whenever you want.
ok?

[parodeity]

i cant tell if youre being an obtuse motherfucker or not
as usual

sure

[windeity]

for fucks sake.
i have no idea either since i am not sure why that is a thing.
but no.
and if i am i am not meaning to be.
i think.

[parodeity]

why do you say you think
are you meaning to be obtuse about something in general

[windeity]

i don't think so?
i mean no. i am not. i have nothing to be obtuse about.

[parodeity]

ok as super unconvincing as that was im not even going to bother to pursue that
because that wasnt my point
my point is
what the fuck did you think i was saying ok to dumbass

[windeity]

uh. i was thinking it was that you thought we were ok but if that is not the case then i actually am a dumbass.

[parodeity]

thats not really like a stunning revelation

ok
even though i know how it could end
way worse than any of the other times
completely wrecking my stupid ass irreparably
ill believe in your goobish optimism
that youll be here
every tomorrow after this one

[windeity]

wow.

but thank you.
that is all i ask.
in exchange i will give you as much time as you possibly could want.
to the best of my abilities.

[parodeity]

do you want me to pull out the receipts i have on you being a dumbass

yeah
tbh even if you do break my heart
who really cares?
i think if its you im ok with just letting you
maybe

[windeity]

no, let me live peacefully and ignorantly without these documented facts.

i care?
which is why i do not plan on doing that.

[parodeity]

im going to make a scrapbook of every stupid thing youve ever done
destroying your phone will probably be in there like ten times at least

did you figure out the 8 / 24 thing yet

[windeity]

i only destroyed it once so that will be a very short scrapbook.

and no. but i have not really thought about it much lately.

[parodeity]

no because youve done other dumb things

id bitch about how ive literally kind of talked about the scratch in a sideways way to you
but
i dont think you fucking knew what you were doing then either
so
fair enough

[windeity]

scratch restarted everything.
i got that part.

[parodeity]

it wasnt a hard reset tho
what it actually functionally did was flip exactly one parameter
its what happened to the trolls
apparently
so chronologically speaking this is like universe

uh
t1 > t2 > h1 > h2 > h3 > h4
six
apparently

hm
im gonna pretend i didnt do that fucking math

[windeity]

huh.
so what you are saying is that by doing the scratch we just did a switch.
is that when roxy and dirk and their two friends started playing the game then?
while we were on the three year journey to that universe?

[parodeity]

basically
it just flipped the player group

[windeity]

and by all of us meeting up later that created another universe too.
and then whatever.
i get it.

[parodeity]

im automatically skeptical of you using those words in regards to game mechanics

where are you

[windeity]

we can talk about game mechanics later if you want but i do not think they are that important right this moment.
i am in my car on my way home.
where are you?

[parodeity]

same place ive been the entire time

[ i.e. the dorm with the cat. ]

[windeity]

why did i even ask?
i will be there soon ok?

[parodeity]

you said you were hungry
you should eat before you get here

[windeity]

i am grabbing food on the way home, promise.