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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[parodeity]

i
no
not exactly

why
what do you think is on it

[windeity]

cool i will also not be the one to tell her that part either.
i don't know.
but a list implies there is a lot.
is there?

[parodeity]

kinda
i guess

to summarize
once bitten twice shy

ive just
not had a good run of trust panning out over the past year
or of people sticking around
and its you
and that would have been enough not to care or even be afraid
but jade was jade
so
it is possible for me to lose the three of you
is a thing i learned
without meaning to

hey john

[windeity]

i wish it were different.

yeah?

[parodeity]

ok

[windeity]

ok.
i am coming home.
you are free to join me whenever you want.
ok?

[parodeity]

i cant tell if youre being an obtuse motherfucker or not
as usual

sure

[windeity]

for fucks sake.
i have no idea either since i am not sure why that is a thing.
but no.
and if i am i am not meaning to be.
i think.

[parodeity]

why do you say you think
are you meaning to be obtuse about something in general

[windeity]

i don't think so?
i mean no. i am not. i have nothing to be obtuse about.

[parodeity]

ok as super unconvincing as that was im not even going to bother to pursue that
because that wasnt my point
my point is
what the fuck did you think i was saying ok to dumbass

[windeity]

uh. i was thinking it was that you thought we were ok but if that is not the case then i actually am a dumbass.

[parodeity]

thats not really like a stunning revelation

ok
even though i know how it could end
way worse than any of the other times
completely wrecking my stupid ass irreparably
ill believe in your goobish optimism
that youll be here
every tomorrow after this one

[windeity]

wow.

but thank you.
that is all i ask.
in exchange i will give you as much time as you possibly could want.
to the best of my abilities.

[parodeity]

do you want me to pull out the receipts i have on you being a dumbass

yeah
tbh even if you do break my heart
who really cares?
i think if its you im ok with just letting you
maybe

[windeity]

no, let me live peacefully and ignorantly without these documented facts.

i care?
which is why i do not plan on doing that.

[parodeity]

im going to make a scrapbook of every stupid thing youve ever done
destroying your phone will probably be in there like ten times at least

did you figure out the 8 / 24 thing yet

[windeity]

i only destroyed it once so that will be a very short scrapbook.

and no. but i have not really thought about it much lately.

[parodeity]

no because youve done other dumb things

id bitch about how ive literally kind of talked about the scratch in a sideways way to you
but
i dont think you fucking knew what you were doing then either
so
fair enough

[windeity]

scratch restarted everything.
i got that part.

[parodeity]

it wasnt a hard reset tho
what it actually functionally did was flip exactly one parameter
its what happened to the trolls
apparently
so chronologically speaking this is like universe

uh
t1 > t2 > h1 > h2 > h3 > h4
six
apparently

hm
im gonna pretend i didnt do that fucking math

[windeity]

huh.
so what you are saying is that by doing the scratch we just did a switch.
is that when roxy and dirk and their two friends started playing the game then?
while we were on the three year journey to that universe?

[parodeity]

basically
it just flipped the player group

[windeity]

and by all of us meeting up later that created another universe too.
and then whatever.
i get it.

[parodeity]

im automatically skeptical of you using those words in regards to game mechanics

where are you