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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[parodeity]

you can share those
i talk about that all the time
my aspect i mean
less so my class but thats less secrecy and just its less relevant
than giving myself a headache arguing about how time travel does or does not work
which
i should maybe give up???
but it has become a bad hobby
im like one of those people who goes on the like my little ponies wiki and has intense edit wars with like
hoofbaby97
at like 3 fucking am
until were both banned after a marathon ten hour session flipping one sentence back and forth

[windeity]

ok see this is exactly one of the reasons why i want you in bed with me.

[windeity]

i mean mostly so you aren't picking stupid internet fights at 3am.
i really hope mlp was just an example.
oh my god anyway!!
fine but my point still stands i do try not to tell people your shit even if it seems harmless.

1/3

[parodeity]

look people are wrong about time travel on the network and someone has to at least halfway attempt to correct them about it before giving up like ten comments in
and that someone is me
this fate chose me mostly because i know how it fucking works and i cant help myself starting to mansplain timetravel
though if im told one more time that how it works isnt how it works im going to

do nothing
except like bitch about it in my diary or something
ill get a diary just for this
write down who wronged me
and you can bet next vday that classmate will not be getting a valentine

[parodeity]

also we both know me being in bed with you would do fuck all to stop me getting into 3am internet fights

[parodeity]

i never talk to anyone about your dad
or how you died
or the serious bullshit

i mean
i do keep telling people youre allergic to nuts
it worries me sometimes
do you have an epipen dude
you should update me on the epipen locations
this could be crucial knowledge someday

[windeity]

guess i know what to get you for your birthday now.
also do not even start with valentine's day, let thanksgiving christmas and new year's happen first.
but fair enough.
i will take your phone from you then, how about that?

...yeah that makes sense, too.
i don't talk about how you died either.
serious stuff i think we knew was off-limits.

also no, it'll be fine!
i don't think you ever picked up on it but that is also a lot of why my dad taught me how to cook on my own.
it's easier to know what things are made from if you are making them yourself.

[parodeity]

whoa no
touch my phone and i have to maim you a little
youre a technology destroyer

ok well
things i dont tell people are serious to me
like why i wear shades
or what color my eyes are
even if its something they could puzzle out
or how i feel about you guys

yeah but you dont cook for us a lot usually we get takeout or whatever when you eat

[windeity]

like you could bring yourself to maim me even a little.

i get it. those are things i will not tell people.
what do you mean how you feel about us?
you don't tell people stuff like that?

i know. cooking in the dorms is a pain in the ass mostly.
but i don't mind it?
you know how you do that thing where you talk to yourself when you're working on stuff because it helps you focus and it's calm and second nature?
doing stuff with my hands is kind of like that. and that includes cooking.
and playing.

[parodeity]

i just might if you got your hands on my phone and tossed it out a window or into the toilet or smth

no i do
but only with people i like or trust
granted the list of people i want nothing to do with is actually pretty small
i wouldnt tell them
but like
i guess the extent to which i care about you
is perhaps not a thing i have expressed to anyone
specifically

hm
well ill eat whatever you make when you do cook ig

we got off topic here

[windeity]

i already tossed my own phone into an ocean.
twice.
i doubt i would actually toss yours that far.

oh.
does "anyone" also include us in general or just other people?
i think i get that, too. sometimes it is harder to actually put that into words.
so you just don't.

that is almost generous of you. i will have to cook more often then, haha.

did we?

[parodeity]

what if i say please

i guess there are things about how i feel about you i havent told you
so
in general?

its a promise that was already true
i dont like wasting peoples efforts
i ate more when i stayed at home bc people cooked honestly

yeah
we started out talking about the thing and then we like wandered the fuck away
hansel and gretel tossing breadcrumbs at one another and not leaving a damn trail

[windeity]

please don't take your phone away? that might work.

oh. ok. [What the fuck does that mean, Dave.]

i would not call it a waste necessarily.
but i will keep that in mind.
that is really one of the things i want most when i think about moving out of the dorms anyway.

dibs on being hansel.
since we're already distracted anyway, want to hear something? i started experimenting.

[parodeity]

[ hilariously he just means "so these shades > universe + my life" rather than "hey i think you're super attractive" or anything weirder?

though the shades thing. is pretty weird. ]

please keep your technology killing hands off my phone

a kitchen?

hansel is the one who gets fattened up by a witch to be eaten dude
and experimenting with what
that could be taken so many different ways
i assume you mean musically and not cosmetically or sexually but you never know

but the answer is
no for now?

i hate these serious conversations but i want to be sure were tying this one up
on a clear ending
of where things are sorted

[windeity]

ok.
yes.
fuck off.
yes musically and not. other stuff.
but ok.

so anyway now that we are back to this...
...i understand. i think everything is clear and because of that i think that also means not explaining any reason why you are withholding information to people like karkat and aradia.
like i said, they started figuring out a lot more once they were talking and it was mostly about sollux and karkat blowing up his computer or something.
and some ruins i guess? idk.
i think things are sorted.
i understand why you want to keep things to yourself.
you can take a millennia if you want to.
i have a feeling i will still be here.

[parodeity]

theyre more likely to be able to trigger one another easily
since they shared a session
vantas aside
and i
do not know if aradia and i are going to be close or w/e
but i can handle that

are you like
disappointed in me

[windeity]

that's fine.
i remembered something else about aradia the other day.
different than the memory she has of me, i think.
weirdly i did not remember it when i was taking to her.
but anyway. they can trigger one another just fine and hopefully they have the groundwork to do so now.
i do not think anyone expects all of us to be close anyway.
not like we were the first time, were we?

no.
why?

[parodeity]

just checking

depends re closeness
does marriage count as being close?
and i eventually got close to vantas
after three fucking years
of being trapped in one anothers company
but im not sure either of us wants to repeat the experience
since
that would require us to spend three fucking years
trapped in one anothers company

[windeity]

are you trying to tell me that you married karkat??????

[parodeity]

what no
obviously someone else married someone else
i did not get married to anyone so far as i know???

[windeity]

oh. ok.
that's good i guess.
or something.
whatever the point is that still took time like you just said.
so we will take time.

[parodeity]

i will make you remember the damn wedding if you annoy me

but
ok
i think?

[windeity]

bluh.

but ok.
we're ok?

1/2

[parodeity]

really tempted to just now because im the only fucking person who remembers the stupidity

[parodeity]

and

idk

are we?